Bohemian Rhapsody
Written by Freddie Mercury

Is this the real life ?
Is this just fantasy ?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico

But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
For me
For me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me

Anyway the wind blows...

hmmm...since NOTHING'S HAPPENING...i have nothing to write :(

My Sex Life...

lordlivi02 (8:22:59 PM): *kari leaps onto bed from door way straddling the sleeping body and is completely caught off guard by the mumbled...* "pass...the..chips..." *realizing she is in the wrong bed and thankful for the invention of heavy sleeping, straddles the next victim in the bed across the room* "I LOOVE YOU! I LOOVE YOU!" *stands up and bounces on bed, bringing the matress to the floor in a heap of blankets, pillows, and mattikins* "...kari...get...off...BLANKY!" 

Kari and Livi's Quotes on the Phone:

"I bring you to my house when the 'covers' are full and I show you how much I can eat!"-Kari

"I'll smear permanent marker on my lips and it won't come off for a week!...or two...or a month."-Kari

"He's going to be digging through the peanuts with you in the box wearing your goggles and oxygen tanks and when he finds you, your first instinct is to set off the confetti guns, and when you do, you'll blast them into his face and be sitting in the nurse's station with him apologizing."-Livi

"Kari, that's like...30x4....two hours!"
"So...?"
"Kari! What would your mom say? Plus the ride back, that's like four hours!"
"So just tell her not to come looking for us."
"Pssh."
"What?"
"Kari! Four hours!"
"So...?"
"Meh?!"-Beasty and Maggot

"Livi! I just got a good idea...it's really good. He's going to come up one weekend to camp, and when he does, I'm going to invite you up. And then there will be a little match making."
"And then there will be hell to pay because I'll be all wild with stinky bubbles and whatnot."
"And we won't tell him about that."
"No, we'll just scream it and paddle away!"-Beasty and Maggot

"Hello."
"*whispered* Hey."
"*following whisper* I've been waiting for you to call. Hey sexy."
"*whispering is over* Did you just say, 'You're sexy'."
"No, I said 'Hey Sexy.'"-Beasty and Maggot

"Ooh...this one's a smart one...DA NAH NAH! *rolls*"-Livi

"I will get you my pretty and your little penis too!"-Kari

"One day I will steal his little picture off his MOTHER'S refrigerator!"-Kari

"Kari...what was that you said about...the..um...the...CHEW TOY! You know...the chewww toy? 'Covers.'"-Livi

"He he hoo, he he hoo."
"Dear claude."
"No, you don't know what was going through my head."
"GHEEEE."-Beasty and Maggot